benafflecksgf:

you: I want a sugar daddy
me, an intellectual: i have a need for a glucose father

cabinporn:

Cottage on an island near Nora, Sweden. Submitted by Jonas Loiske.

ndiecity:

You walk into the kitchen and I’m wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together

zoe-oneesama:

The toll of constantly getting mixed signals is pretty heavy.

breesdoodles:

thank u for my life

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Yknow when you let someone use one of your Good Pens™️ and theyre like “this is a really good pen” like 👀👌🏾i know and im watching u bicth